6.24.2005

Janitor Jim Belts Out Bushisms

My friend Jim Kivlighan should be famous (and is in certain circles). We grew up together in a small town where both of our families have lived for many generations (and he has settled there again after stints in larger cities). I believe our grandfathers and even great-grandfathers knew each other. In high school, Jim briefly headed an "infamous" punk band modeled after The Ramones called Janitor Jim and the Custodians. He is/was Janitor Jim, of course. So you can already see some of his genius. Anyway, he still enjoys making music and recently sent me the following email (in part) describing a performance I wish I'd seen:

**Speaking of music, I played solo and with another band last weekend.  One of my solo songs was very funny:  I started talking about how all the songs were original and I normally write by myself.  I added that I did write this one song with another guy.  I wrote the music and he wrote the lyrics.  I asked him to come and perform with me but he never returned my emails or phone calls so I'll do it by myself.  The song is called Bushisms.  I then played a screaming guitar sound with feed back for about 15 seconds; I stopped and read a Bushism while holding up different pictures of Bush.  I would then scream on the guitar again, stop, and read another Bushism.  People loved it.  Most there were liberal, but even the few conservatives thought it was funny.  The bushism that got the biggest applause was this:

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."-Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.**

URL to Bushisms (or click title above):
http://slate.com/id/76886/

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